Come to Think of It, It’s Pretty Hard Getting a Girl Pregnant
January 10th, 2008
I mean especially if your colonial soldiers are small in numbers, with short-range missiles.
Chances are, over half of your army couldn’t survive the acid terrain. Half are too weak to bypass the barriers. And half would probably get lost and end up in the wrong fallopian desert. That leaves about 1/10 of your flagellated men who can actually undertake that long and treacherous march “laid” out before them.
Even then, only one conquering hero is fit to penetrate enemy lines. And with the strain of hostile enemies these days, that one soldier doesn’t stand a chance.