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Finally, a female voice for us dogs. Every woman should read.

Men can’t help but stare at other women.
It’s true: They just can’t control themselves. We’re the same way when we walk by a window filled with gorgeous shoes — we have to look.

Men are big kids (and proud of it).
When you put three or more men together, they bond by yelling at the TV and being idiots to each other…There’s no point in denying guys time to release their juvenile side.

Men want us to worship them.
Most men would never admit this, but they’d like to think they’re slightly smarter than the woman they’re with. Yet they have no problem with the woman being 10 times better-looking than they are.

Men love oral sex.
Guys say the best treat a woman can give them is oral sex in the morning. Forget scones — this is his idea of breakfast in bed.

Men don’t get Valentine’s Day.
Most guys consider February 14 a “chick holiday.”

I personally find convulsive a woman who perceives the demasculinization of her man as justifiable by dragging him to the mall, by imposing a curfew on boys’ night out, or even worst prohibit it, or by taking away his football Sunday. While at it, why not put him in a dress and call him Nancy. We don’t stop you women from shopping, never say a word about your gossiping, nor do we fuss about you leaving the toilet seat DOWN after peeing. So for once, stop condemning our inner dog and let us be men.